Darren Martel is a character who was actually a little bit of a surprise. I decided use some of the questions from the Proust Questionnaire for these character interviews.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Beer, Footie and Natasha tied up.
What is your greatest fear?
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I am too forgiving.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
What is your greatest extravagance?
My gaming system, I blame Elaine.
What is your current state of mind?
On what occasion do you lie?
All the bloody time, I’m a fox.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
That one freckle on my arse.
Which living person do you most despise?
Josh, because the stingy bastard owes me a fiver.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
I curse to damn much.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Manchester City, oh and Natasha.
When and where were you happiest?
I’m happiest when City thrashes United.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I’m already talented.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’m too generous with my forgiveness.
Where would you most like to live?
Buckingham Palace seems pretty posh, is it taken?
What is your most marked characteristic?
My sense of humour.
What is it that you most dislike?
How would you like to die?
What is your motto?
Who has bloody mottos these days? Don’t piss in your own bed.