Character Interviews: Gareth

Two wolves playing near forest

Gareth Richardson is, I think, one of the most popular characters in the series.  I decided use some of the  questions from the Proust Questionnaire for these character interviews.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Ivy naked in my bed, oh, it’s fine if Steve’s there to. Is he going to read this?

What is your greatest fear?

I agree with Steve on Ivy being snatched up again.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

I’m not always as serious as I should be, though Steve’s serious enough for the both of us.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

Pretentiousness.

What is your greatest extravagance?

I’ve spent a small fortune on my guitars.

What is your current state of mind?

Plotting.

On what occasion do you lie?

Whenever I think I can get one over on Steve.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

Not a bloody thing, have you seen me?

Which living person do you most despise?

Anyone who dares look at Ivy the wrong way.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

Bloody.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?

Ivy.  And Steve.

When and where were you happiest?

In bed with a naked Ivy and Steve.

Which talent would you most like to have?

Twisting a cherry stem with my tongue would be a handy talent.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

There are days when I wish I had Steve’s ability to lead.

Where would you most like to live?

Somewhere warm.

What is your most marked characteristic?

My perfect grin.

What is it that you most dislike?

Steve looks better in a tux than I do, the bastard.

How would you like to die?

Some completely ridiculous way, just so it would give everyone a good laugh.

What is your motto?

Shit or get off the pot.