Dear Finicky Figment of My Imagination,
While I grasp the difficulties which you face as the muse of a paranormal romance author, I don’t believe you grasp the difficulties I face when at the mercy of your whims.
There is no logical reason to send ideas to me in the middle of the night or while I have shampoo in my hair in the shower.
How about you send the earth shattering plot twists when I’m actually writing?
Just a thought.
Sincerely yours,
A frustrated author.
