Ode to my Muse

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Dear Finicky Figment of My Imagination,

While I grasp the difficulties which you face as the muse of a paranormal romance author, I don’t believe you grasp the difficulties I face when at the mercy of your whims.

There is no logical reason to send ideas to me in the middle of the night or while I have shampoo in my hair in the shower.

How about you send the earth shattering plot twists when I’m actually writing?

Just a thought.

Sincerely yours,

A frustrated author.