Heartbreak is never easy. So how about some words of…wisdom…from our favourite pack of shifters.
How do you deal with break ups?
Natasha: You break him in return.
Josh: Am I the only one who finds her terrifying?
Natasha: I do not see this as a problem.
Josh: Abso-bloody-lutely terrifying.
Steve: Ask a different question.
Right. Different question.
Are you usually the one being broken up with or the one breaking up?
Josh: The one breaking up.
Elaine: You have to actually have a girlfriend to break up with someone.
Josh: Says the woman who never leaves her flat.
Elaine: Tosser.
Lorcan: I’ve been on both sides and neither are fun.
Darren: It doesn’t bloody count when it’s the same person each time.
Lorcan: Is it my fault you dipped your quill in a lot of different ink pots before finding the right one?
*the unsurprising sounds of a struggle*
What’s the best way to win back the love of your life?
Josh: Not being a prat in the first place.
Gareth: Why do I feel like that’s pointed at me?
Steve: Guilty conscious maybe?
Elaine: You are all prats, and I’ve no bloody clue why anyone would sleep with any of you.
Josh: We have very large….
And that’s all the time we have for today. Maybe next week I’ll find a better subject for them.
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