With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, I thought it would be fun to question the pack about love and loss.
I’m confident the Blackbird Security Firm will be as helpful as always.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Darren: Of course.
Gareth: Wait for it.
Darren: Fell in love the first time I saw myself in the mirror.
Elaine: Smug prat.
Steve: Elaine, stop swatting Darren on the head.
Steve: Stop hitting the poor bastard on the back as well.
Moving along, have you ever had your heart broken?
Natasha: I am sorry, Lysytsya.*
Lorcan: Not so bleedin’ smug now, eh?
Josh: Ask the next bloody question before I decide I’m hungry for stew. Rabbit stew.
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Josh: Bloody hell. Ask a different type of damned question.
Lorcan: Testy kitty.
*pause for scuffling*
Steve: Sit your asses down and answer the damn questions before I force the two of you to work together for an extended period.
Josh: Cruel boss, very cruel
How do you demonstrate love?
Josh: Getting stark naked tends to help.
Elaine: Perverse wanker.
Josh: Hey, I’m not the damn fox.
Darren: Oi, you’re supposed to be on my side.
Lorcan: The best way to demonstrate love is to offer the one precious commodity we never get enough of–time.
Gareth: Well, shit.
Josh: If the bunny’s wise, does that mean I can use him for stew this time?
And I think I’ll wisely decide to leave this week’s post here and let Steve settle his pack down before they break something–or each other.
*Lysytsya – Fox
Don’t forget, if you have any questions for the pack, just shoot them over to me. Email