I thought I’d ask a very important and critical question to the pack this morning.
What’s makes the perfect cuppa tea?
Elaine: Not having the bloody wankers here make it.
Josh: Oi! I make good tea.
Elaine: You make a bloody mess.
Josh: It’s part of the process.
Elaine: For what? A ten year old?
Josh: Can I smother her with a pillow?
Steve: No.
Josh: Poncy bastard.
Steve: What was that? Were you volunteering for the night shift for the next six months?
Lorcan: He was.
Can we get to the question? What makes a perfect cup of tea?
Elaine: Chocolate digestives.
Darren: What the bloody hell does that have to do with tea?
Elaine: Everything.
Gareth: The perfect cup of tea requires someone else making it.
Steve: Lazy wolf.
Gareth: And who made the last six cups of tea you drank?
Steve: I have better things to do than answer silly questions.
Gareth: That’s what I thought.
This still hasn’t answered my question.
Lorcan: The perfect cup of tea requires quality tea, water boiled in a kettle, and a decent amount of time for the tea to stew.
Darren: Ponce.
Lorcan: And how do you make your tea?
Darren: I retract my statement.
Elaine: Idiotic wankers.
I believe that’s all we’re going to get out of them today without breaking chairs.
If you have question for the pack, be sure to shoot me an email.
