An Ode to The Voices in My Head


Dear Voices,

I adore you.

But please bugger off.

There are things which I need, like an insignificant thing called a good night’s sleep.

You lot keep yammering away in my brain as if I’ve got nothing better to do than write constantly all the time.  If you could simmer down just very briefly I would be eternally grateful and less likely to light you all on fire.


An Exhausted Writer