An Ode to My Ear

Dear Ear,

I understand and greatly respect the work that you do for me.

Without you, I wouldn’t be able to enjoy The Piano Guys on full blast while I’m working.  Or enjoying the rich baritones of some of my favourite actors in their movies.  In other words, I couldn’t live life as fully as I do without you.

That wonderful bit out of the way.

Could you bugger off with the ear aches?  I am driven to distraction by them.  I am not amused.

Love,

Me