With the upcoming release of The Misguided Confession in early November, I thought I’d share five things Elaine absolutely loathes, in her own words.
Velvet.
Elaine: I don’t even want to sodding think about it.
Brussels Sprouts
Elaine: Who likes the little fart bombs?
Cold Tea.
Elaine: Why would anyone want cold tea? Twits.
Mice.
Elaine: I’m not a domestic pussy—I’m a cougar. I hunt large prey, not squeaky toys.
People who crush crisp bags at the shop.
Elaine: I will hunt you down and maul you to death.
What do you dislike? What are your pet peeves?
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