How to Celebrate the Holidays…

…when you hate them.

Or, in other words, how Scottie celebrates Christmas.

Scottie Monk loathes the holidays. It’s the worst time of the year in his opinion. Here are a few suggestions he has for how to make it through December holiday parties and celebrations:

1. Don’t.
2. Seriously. Just fucking don’t.
3. Have a drink.
4. Repeat Step 3.
5. Start over at 1.

As to why, here’s a list of what he hates about them:

1. Everything.
2. See above.

Do you love celebrating the holidays? Or, like Scottie, do you prefer to hide until all the fun is over?